Thinqs to do to aberration your parents out On YouTube.
Follow them everywhere. Moo when they say your name. Pretend to have amnesia. Say everything backwards. Give yourself a swirly. Run around with a lampshade on your head yelling, "The sun!!! It's dying!!! Run into walls. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear. Or naked for that matter. Have nervous breakdowns at spontaneous times. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and yell, "Good morning Sunshine!" Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. Run in circles. Recite a whole movie 3 times. Pretend to beat yourself up. Pluck out someone's hair and yell, "DNA!!!" Slither everywhere. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard!!!" Wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist...tell them you're making a fashion statement. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. Super glue your finger up your nose. Talk to a pen. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe. Try to climb up a wall. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending you're a fly. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your head...say you're a lovely unicorn. Make weird animal noises at night, and when they come to see what's wrong, pretend like you're asleep. Switch the light button on and off for a while. Then say, "Ooooh...I get it!!!" Eat your hair. Tell them whatever they're eating looks like a certain animal. Eat ...
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